A dose of humor

Hello All,

 A friend sent this to me and I found it quite humorous. I’m sure you will too.

It is always good to get to court early. One gets settled
down on time; go over one’s file for the
umpteenth time in readiness for any surprises that may be
sprung by counsel on the other side, or even the court. In
addition, one may engage in some conversation with counsel
from other genres of practice which may in the least be
informative. At other times, one gets to listen to such
conversation below:
“Mike! Mike! Long time!”
“Yes o”
“Ah! Ah! This caveat on your finger, have you been attached by any girl?”
“Yes o, last month”
“Na wa o, you did not put us on notice”
“There was urgency so I had to go by motion exparte.”
 “Ha! Ha! Ha! Was it Blessing your law school woman?”
“Noo”
“Wetin happen?”
“The affair was struck out”
“Who made the application?”
“She did suo motu”
“Why?”
“I was not talking of Hyde v Hyde, she thought I was not serious so she struck it out for lack of diligent
prosecution”
“Where is she now?”
“I don’t know, she is functus officio”
“When did you regularize your position?”
“Last month”
“Is her name on the roll?”
“No, she is not a lawyer”
“Where is she from?”
“She is Ibo”
“Ah!, you married outside jurisdiction?”
“Yes. But it wasn’t easy. It took time before her parents granted leave.”
“What did you do last month? Traditional or white wedding?”
“I frontloaded the processes. I did the two on the same
day. I needed to avoid cost.”
“How did you serve your invitation process?”
“Substituted Means Service. SMS”
“Did you serve Blessing?”
“She evaded service.”
“How?”
“I wanted to serve her orally, but she refused to pick my calls!”
“How much did you spend?”
“Six…………………..!”
Does it include all appurtenances?”
“Yes. The white, traditional and every other thing incidental thereto.”
Na wa oh! I’m, thinking about getting married seriously”
“Just prepare your processes, initial them and go for assessment.”

 

Do have a hilarious day.

 

Did you know…

Every company incorporated in Nigeria must have a company secretary who is appointed by the board of directors and can only be removed by the board…

Quote of the Day

babbieo:

A very wise quote.

Originally posted on Lateral Love ®:

“Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds.” – Bob Marley

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Click this link  to view the Central bank of Nigeria’s Revised Guide to bank Charges effective April 1, 2013

http://www.cenbank.org/Out/2013/FPRD/Circular%20to%20all%20Banks%20and%20Discount%20Houses.%20The%20Rrvised%20Guide%20to%20Bank%20Charges.pdf

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Quote by Rhonda Byrne

What you think about, you bring about…

Quote

Noise Pollution

I was walking down a busy major road in Port Harcourt and felt my ears were going to pop. Several shops selling

pirated CDs and DVDs  blared incoherent insanely loud music from large speakers set in front of the dilapidated

shop structures. Somewhere in the distance the echo of a Church’s loudspeaker loomed over the air waves. Taxis

honked impatiently and a many generating sets buzzed in frenzied cataclysm. I could barely hear myself think. Noise

pollution is an ever-growing menace in our cities today.

gen noiseloud speakers

Copied from http://www.ynaija.com/photo-of-the-day-how-many-generators-can-make-one-deaf/ & http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/chennai/article3824932.ece respectively.

According to a JANUARY 22, 2013 Punch Newspaper article captioned “Maintain zero noise pollution, court tells church” by Temitayo Famutim:

“An Ikeja High Court, Lagos, has urged the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Chapel of Victory, Ikeja, Lagos, to maintain “zero noise pollution” while conducting its religious programmes.”

The Plaintiff, a 79-year-old neighbour, Mrs. Esther Ogunsalu, whose residence shares a common fence with the church took the church before the court for disturbing her peace. She told the court that in suit no LD/1336/2011 filed before Justice Aishat Opesanwo, that the noise emanating from the church prevents her from sleeping, and “triggers her hypertensive heart disease.”

She asked that  the court  declare  the continuous occupation and use of the premises as a place of worship as contravention of  the building and town planning regulations of Lagos State.

The Court referred both parties to the Multi-Door Courthouse, Igbosere, Lagos, for mediation where the parties adopted and signed a term of settlement dated November 7, 2012. The terms of settlement stated  “That in the interest of peace and justice, parties have agreed to make peace and that the first respondent (owner and trustees of the RCCG) and the second respondent (Morawo) will maintain a zero noise pollution in accordance with Lagos State regulations and laws.” The learned Justice Opesanwo said the court would adopt the terms of settlement as its judgement.

As can be deduced from the above case, noise pollution is against the law and the earlier we all realize our right against noise pollution and enforce same, the scourge will continue.

Read more at http://www.punchng.com/metro/maintain-zero-noise-pollution-court-tells-church/

When plagued by noisy neighbours you may undertake the following steps to stop the problem.

1. Have a polite talk with the noisy neighbour. Directly address the issue without being rude. Explain briefly the noise issue, and ask the neighbor to turn down the music, create situations for the dog to stop barking, or not hold parties until 3 AM. You can also add that you realize they hear your noise also, and you’re certainly willing to try to stop anything in your behavior that is creating extra noise in their home.

See http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-some-ways-to-deal-with-noisy-neighbors.htm

2. If the noise persists, the next step would be to write a letter (keep a copy), detailing the noise. However, where the noisy neighbour  is simply non-compliant with your request, you can use the follow-up letter which should state the specific grievances, and any dates when the noise was particularly worrisome.

3. If  step 2. doesn’t work, speak to a lawyer for professional advice.

Note: It is more effective to get a lawyer involved from the start.

According to Zsuzsanna Jakab, WHO Regional Director for Europe, “Noise pollution is not only an environmental nuisance but also a threat to public health.”   New evidence deduced by shows that noise causes or contributes to not only annoyance and sleep disturbance but also heart attacks, learning disabilities and tinnitus. See http://www.euro.who.int/en/what-we-publish/information-for-the-media/sections/latest-press-releases/new-evidence-from-who-on-health-effects-of-traffic-related-noise-in-europe

Where people live closely together, there is a high likelihood of noise pollution.  Consequently, we should all keep ourselves in check as change agents in the fight against noise pollution and enforce our rights when breached as Mrs. Esther Ogunsalu did, in the case discussed earlier, in order to develop our law in this regard, in furtherance of the protection of public health and maintenance of a civil society.

 

babbieo:

We all have a deep desire for affection

Originally posted on Lateral Love ®:

“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.” ~ Audrey Hepburn

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